the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
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Untitled.
My awesome tagline... hmmmm
i’ve discovered why people like collarbones so much…
theyre perfect for chips and dip.
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Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
my heeeaaart
(Source: daranon, via mememaster)
don’t call people ugly
always be creative when you insult someone
There are two kinds of people
(Source: sharonosbourne, via mememaster)
Animated Patrick Gleason
Original Illustration by Patrick Gleason Batman & Robin #15
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(Source: psychepirate)
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
thank you
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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via mememaster)
That’s a kill shot!
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kkkk
(Source: kiseki-densetsu, via gamefreaksnz)
